How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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