Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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