i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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