Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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