Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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