I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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