god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The power of my boobs compel you
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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