The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
this just has baby written all over it
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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