it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
this boner is exhausting
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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