thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
the day after is always just damage control
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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