Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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