Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
