maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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