after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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