Don't you send me to vm
my mouth tastes like poor choices
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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