Your face is a jimmy john
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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