you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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