That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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