Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
NoShamevember. You game?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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