Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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