barbara walters just said penis...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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