Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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