idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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