she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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