could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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