I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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