is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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