You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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