ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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