ugly people sure do ruin things
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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