Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
this is an emotional support booty call
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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