Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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