We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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