Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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