mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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