I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Randomize
