You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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