You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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