somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
