Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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