tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
All I want is dick and wine.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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