my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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