if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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