mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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