And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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