so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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