I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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