I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
no you cant smoke seaweed
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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