I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I would ride that face into the sunset
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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