I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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