is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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